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  1. deleted user 89794617

    deleted user 89794617 Porn Star Banned!

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    It's getting better every day thanks to@racer cx who is very special to me. Didn't know men like existed anymore.Just wish I had found him sooner.

    @racer cx
     
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  2. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    A. Can’t sleep

    B. Need to sleep

    C. See A.

    :banghead::mad::banghead::mad::banghead::mad:

    :cry:
     
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    1. conroe4
      That was me last night. Maybe tonight <this morning too>
       
      conroe4, Apr 6, 2019
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    2. Truthful 1
      Subby you need sexersize. Or a glass of red wine . Or both lol.
       
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    3. conroe4
      Yep BL &W. Just get up, slam a jigger of vodka w/ lime of course, then back to bed and ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
      When that didn't work, I just got on here and pissed away the night.
       
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  3. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    New mattress last night. It's nice and firm to support my poor old back and though I don't sleep long, it was a good night!
    Now then, this weekend we're gathering and preparing for an upcoming rockhounding trip to Nevada and Utah. Leaving either Monday or Tuesday depending on weather. :thumbsup:
     
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    2. Truthful 1
      How do you find a good mattress? I've bought them all wasted thousands of dollars . Looking for a new now .
       
      Truthful 1, Apr 6, 2019
    3. conroe4
      SWMBO loves the Cloud mattress we bought online. Shows up in a tube, and seems it costs about 400 bucks.
      It's just a piece of foam like the Temprapeutic, but much less expensive.
       
      conroe4, Apr 6, 2019
    4. Rixer
      I just went down to Costco and they had a Sealy Posturpeditic West Salem. Regular price $599 online. They had them in my store marked down to $379. I like it so far.
      Sold.
       
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  4. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Eating pork pie with English mustard strong enough to clear out your sinuses :)
     
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  5. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I’ve been awake since 7:00 but am still lazing in bed. Yesterday was a big bite and psychically draining so I’m pampering myself today. Georgia fully supports my plan, if her snores are any indication. :laugh:

    I’m getting hungry, though ..... :arghh:
     
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    1. Truthful 1
      Ill feed you do you eat Ribeye?
       
      Truthful 1, Apr 7, 2019
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      Ha!

      Not in the first meal of the day.

      I’m persnickety about that; even if I lay in bed until 2:00 (it’s happened, I embrace my inner sloth) the first thing I eat needs to be breakfast food.
       
    3. deegenerate
      Every now and then we all need a day of pampering. it's restorative!
       
      deegenerate, Apr 7, 2019
    4. submissively speaking
      Like pie!

      I ended up sharing that with my neighbour Jeanne and her two sons. Gawd it was good.

      If it’s one thing I don’t deny myself, Dee, it’s pampering. If I don’t spoil me, who will?

      I deserve it. ;)
       
  6. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Made made breakfast for my son's and already rode my hogs today . Was supposed to work . But i just couldn't pass this incredibley beautiful day up.
     
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  7. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Doing the final cleaning at the house my grandma left me before the sale finalizes.
    It will be a bittersweet day at the house I grew up in.
     
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    1. Truthful 1
      You will always have you memories Dee.
       
      Truthful 1, Apr 7, 2019
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      That's true, T1. She lived to be 106 and was healthy until the end, so I do have a lifetime of wonderful memories of her! :)
       
      deegenerate, Apr 7, 2019
  8. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I just finished breakfast and letting it settle, then we're packing up the family truckster and it's "Wagons East" to Utah tomorrow! Fame and fortune are within my sites people. I might even be able to buy a house next to @conroe4 on the lake. :thumbsup:
    [​IMG]
     
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    1. Truthful 1
      Remember no picking up rocks till you're out of California lol
       
      Truthful 1, Apr 7, 2019
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    2. conroe4
      C'mon @Rixer...I'll teach you how to drink beer. Houses are cheap compared to Cali.

      Do you have horses to pull that thing, or do you make the wifey pull it?
       
      conroe4, Apr 7, 2019
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    3. Rixer
      It's too far for the wife to pull, I'll let her rest this trip. Have to hook it up to my little mule instead...:p

      Hey, I learned to drink beer as an 18 year old sailor in Subic Bay. (among other things....)
      I'd love to go back someday and experience it sober but that ship has sailed.... :rolleyes:
       
      Rixer, Apr 7, 2019
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    4. conroe4
      There are many fine things in life, but sitting on the porch, drinking beer, tellin' lies, and polishing our rocks sounds right up there with the best.
      I hope you strike it rich.
       
      conroe4, Apr 13, 2019
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  9. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    4D21B070-8346-4A6E-8F85-12EDDB47E392.jpeg

    View straight up from the sub tub. :)

    Glass of wine as big as my head, warm and breezy spring evening, Bluetooth speaker playing a kickass Spotify playlist.

    I think I might even leave a window open tonight.

    Fuck. Yes.
     
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    1. aesopstails
      Awesome pic. Have a lovely evening.
       
      aesopstails, Apr 13, 2019
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    2. submissively speaking
      Thanks!

      You too. :)
       
    3. submissively speaking
      I have carefully calculated the cost/benefit analysis on the wine consumption during spa immersion, and am acting accordingly. :laugh:
       
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    4. submissively speaking
      Amazing what various and sundry chemicals will do for my mood. :laugh:
       
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    5. Valspar
      LMAO!
      The sub tub...
       
      Valspar, Apr 19, 2019
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  10. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Guess it's spring! :rolleyes:

    I've rented a carpet cleaner, upended two bedrooms and my livingroom and am deep cleaning all my carpets and area rugs. Ugh. The water reservoir on this machine is no bigger than my bladder, I swear. I'm spending more time at the sink than I am running the damn thing.

    Seriously, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Remind me next time to not pay attention to any 'good ideas' I might have in the next little while.

    I'm pooped.
     
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      Well you guys may be independently wealthy, la-di-dah. :joyful::smug:

      This girl does for herself on the cheap when she can.

      And then complains on the internet about it. :laugh:
       
  11. Rixer

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    Welp, I've layed around this shack long enough. I gotta go do something productive. I think I'll head over to the dispensary...
    Peace, out!
     
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  12. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    Slumped in my chair
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Hand tucked in your waistband?
       
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    2. shadowfap
      Wasn't that stuffed haha. If I were, my hands would be there.
       
      shadowfap, Apr 19, 2019
    3. submissively speaking
      Why is that so comforting? I don’t get it, but it totally is.
       
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    4. shadowfap
      Could be a psychological effect? The same way we put our hands near bodily pain and it lessens it slightly.
       
      shadowfap, Apr 19, 2019
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    5. submissively speaking
      You could be right about that.
       
  13. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I'm feeling some FOMO in this thread. Screenshot_2019-03-30-15-18-57.jpg
     
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  14. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Soaking in the sub tub, glass of wine, warm breeze, watching the (full? It looks full) moon appear and disappear behind the cloud cover.

    I ran my ass off today. I’m gonna sleep like a baby later.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Like this isn’t creepy at all ...

      8D646A90-BF6B-48F9-ACDF-78A18B2F1CE1.jpeg
       
    2. Valspar
      The sub tub... stop.
      Who named that?
      You can't nickname your own hot tub without giving us first crack at it.
       
      Valspar, Apr 19, 2019
    3. submissively speaking
      I didn’t! It was @Ltep18.

      I take no credit for the excellent name.

      And he said there should be a sub tub club.

      I thought it sounded grand. :happy:
       
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  15. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Hello Pam!
     
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  16. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I forgot my wine, dammit.

    I really need a houseboy.

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      I really enjoyed my outdoor tub, I could see getting another. Well, there was one jet I really loved.
       
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    3. submissively speaking
      I will *never* sink.

      The weight I have to put in my belt when diving is ridiculous.

      One of the tests for master diver was to tread water for 10 (or was it 15? I can’t recall) minutes with gear on and your hands above the waterline.

      I did it with my hands laced on the top of my head. :laugh:
       
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    4. submissively speaking
      Definitely recommend thinking about another, Suz.

      Some of the jets in mine are rather fortuitously placed. :laugh:
       
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  17. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Working on my homework for an upcoming class I have soon. :)
     
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    1. Sia.
      Go, Dee, go! :]
       
      Sia., Apr 21, 2019
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